Monday, June 15, 2009

It’s gold!

Ain't no thing when you bring da bling!
The title is one of the great inside jokes with the Lin brothers. It so applies to the pictures associated with my post for today. The pictures are from Ray’s bachelor party – a night out with Sweet Baby Ray, pimp extraordinaire. Sweet Baby Ray loves his bling. You can tell by the smile on his face that nothing makes him happier than showing off a little of his hard earned wealth. A ring on every finger is only fitting for the king of pimps. Don’t let the warm smile fool you though, when Sweet Baby Ray is out on the town, it is all business.

Below we see Sweet Baby Ray in his element. He demands attention. People wonder who he is, is he famous? I tell you he is so famous that he is infamous. No one can even hope or dream to attain the level of shear pimpness that is Sweet Baby Ray. See how the girls can’t get close enough to him – how they smile with enthusiasm at the thought of being one of his girls? See how the young men try to emulate his style? They want to look hard, but just pale in comparison to the master. He is so 3008 and everyone else is just so 2000 and late. Just look at him – even with all these young ladies flocking to his side he keeps a cool head. He always has on his poker face. See the stern look and the fist? He is showing all onlookers that he means business and no amount of flattery will keep him from the task at hand. I think he is about ready to collect some money from his girls. No one crosses Sweet Baby Ray – it’s bad for your health. He’s good to those that abide by his law, but for those that disobey there is only one result.

No ho’s were injured in the making of this picture.
Seriously though, this picture is a classic. The group of girls asked to take a picture with Ray because he looked so cute in his outfit. The boys were from the same party and must have been someone’s younger brothers. What you don’t see in this version of the picture is the random guy from a different table that jumped into the picture, or his buddy that took a picture with Ray asking, “Are you famous or something?” It was a great night and these teenagers made it better than I could have hoped. I was only a few minutes from going to speak with one of the female wait staff or a hostess to try and get a picture of them with Ray. Problem solved and then some! Good times.

1 comment:

Arnel's op-ed blog said...

Woot - Pimp-daddy-Ray! Congrats! And the costume looks like you've found you're true calling in life. Just make sure to send some of the profits my way... lol

Arn