Butter Face

It seems like you can't listen to a Top 40 radio station the last few weeks without hearing Lady Gaga. While we were having fun at Ray's expense for his Bachelor party we heard the song Poker Face multiple times. We don't really care for it that much, but it does have a catchy beat. That's the insidious nature of pop music these days. It's so manufactured that it sounds good no matter who sings it or what the lyrical content is.

We began to talk about the song (particularly Salve’s disdain for it) and the alternate chorus Butter Face came out of my mouth (Bu-bu-bu-butter face, bu-bu-butter face). We all died laughing and I quickly thought of an opening lyric to match the actual song and the stomach pains ensued. Building on that idea, I decided to flesh out (no pun intended) the joke song lyrics a little more.

Butter Face (by Lady Nada)

I wanna bag it like they do at Burger King
Slide a bag over it baby it ain’t no big thing, I love it
Lust and Fornication are all you need to start
And after she’s been covered up her body does it’s part

Oh, oh, oh, That body’s hot, but her face is not [x2]

Can’t deny, if you try
No, you can see she’s a butter face
(though she’s got a smokin’ body) [x2]

B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face [x2]

I wanna hit it from the back so I won’t see
Else it is a gamble when she’s doing it with me, I love it
Don’t want to see her face, I would rather see them buns
And baby when I’m tappin’ that it can be loads of fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, That body’s hot, but her face is not [x2]

Can’t deny, if you try
No, you can see she’s a butter face
(though she’s got a sexy body) [x2]

B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face [x2]

I won’t tell her that I love her
Kiss and hug her
Cause I’m stuffin’ little Miss Muffin
I’m not lying, I’m just stunnin’ with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a dance in a casino
They take the focus off her face now
I promise this, promise this
Check that body cause it’s marvelous

Can’t deny, if you try
No, you can see she’s a butter face
(though she’s got a smokin’ body) [x4]

B-b-b-butter face, b-b-butter face [x4]

Try singing this alternative the next time you hear Poker Face. At the very least you’ll be thinking about it. :)